Wednesday, June 29, 2016

[teen stories] MOST FAMOUS YEARLY INTERNET SLANGS

t/n: we will only explain the ones that aren't obvious ^^ we'll skip some of the ex) ones since we're not sure if it'll interest you guys to read that much Korean slangs ^^; if you want to know them, tell us which ones you want in the comment section~

[naver] 'CAUGHT IN A MARIJUANA SCANDAL', IRON'S 'SYSTEM' COMEBACK

T/N: ok, as you all know, we pretty much try to plug everything related to SMTM if it trends.

We watched SMTM3 (with Olltii and Cjamm) and got to know Iron. If you didn't watch SMTM3, Iron is a super free spirited rapper (likes reggae, dresses like a hobo, etc.). He was actually one of our favorite contestant. Not so long ago, he got caught in a marijuana scandal. AND THAT DUDE IS ALREADY BACK WITH AN MV LIKE WHUT!!!??? :O

Please watch the MV, it's insane and it basically left us speechless D:  (the song's pretty good though)





Translated lyrics:



CR:HAEUN_zzing (might be incomplete :S)


post response: +11
original post: here


1. [+184/-25]
The lyrics are so explicit..

2. [+244/-44]
That was so unfortunate... He could've done well...

3. [+110/-17]
What about his marijuana scandal??

4. [+169/-42] 
Hunchul-ah (Iron's real name)... I'm a fan who supports you and was happy about your new song but my feeling of disappointment has still not vanished yet... The general public has a bad image of you and of course I want to protect you but I can't help itㅠㅠ I guess I'll just watch

5. [+70/-14]
The people who are saying that this is the real hiphop and who are praising him, do you find it cool that someone just broke the law?;

6. [+47/-8]
As expected, once a druggie, always a druggie.





[enter-talk] SIMON D'S LEFT EYE IS BECOMING BLIND

Nowadays Simon D & Gray's song "Not the same person you used to know" was trending on digital chart and there was a line saying
"I'm an assh*le who lost his left retina and got exempt from the military service"
I was kinda curious about it so I searched it up 
Since his retina really got damaged, he's losing sight in his left eye

When I watched him on TV, I would've never been able to tell
Looks like he got sworn at a lot by others telling him "What the f*ck are you doing?" 
I wonder how bad his eye condition was that he got exempt from the military
He also mentions his eye along similar lines in other songs too 

Here are Simon D's previous lyrics mentioning his left eye: 

Body rock:
I'm training my retina to look a bit further
My left eye that is failing its duty, the world is a Braun tube
Anyways, it's better to see with one side only
my eye gaze will grow stronger they call me 'god's son


Romantic sense:
you love me more than I love you
our relationship got closer but
it also became sharper
you love me more than I love you
our relationship got closer but
also more vivid so would you become my left eye?

I wonder when he started having this issue
I looked up online but I never found anything




post response:
[+312][-6]
original post: here

ㅇㅇ |2016.06.29 23:33 신고하기
Hul that line "Would you become my left eye?" was insane....I'm having goosebumps.....My heart died from flutters
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ㅇㅇ |2016.06.30 00:02 신고하기
"Eye, eye, you left eye"... Ah this breaks my heart

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t/n: on his original IG post he wrote : noona noona, you left noona. 누나=noona but it can also be read "눈아"=eye-ah, like he's talking to his eye
ㅇㅇ |2016.06.30 00:09 신고하기
I know that he had an eye issue so he got exempt from the army. At that time I thought that he wanted to evade from the army like the other celebrities and found an excuse. I didn't know that he's nearly blind.
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두기 |2016.06.30 01:37 신고하기
I wonder how uncomfortable it must feel. He came out on broadcast and never mentioned it so no one would know.  Ssam D is a real man. The public is all swearing at him for getting exempt from the military and he never fired back ㅜ If I were him I would've got so mad that I'll spill everything out
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ㅇㅇ |2016.06.30 00:22 신고하기
Because of his eye so many people misundertood him..A long long long time ago, he was standing next to Dok2 but he didn't recognize him so he didn't greet him and Dok2 thought that SSam D hated him.. I don't know Ssam D I don't know how bad his eye is, but he's cool
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[enter-talk] THE REALITY OF BANDAL FRIENDS' VIEWS

T/N: just gonna translate the relevant stuff cause the post is kinda long ^^;;

1. In all the articles out there, they claim that the first episode of Bandal friends had a 0.2% viewers rating. But in fact, they scored 0.3%. And their average viewers rating for now is around 0.5~0.6%. (BF has 12 episodes in total and 9 episodes were broadcast up until now)

2. But is the first episode's viewers rating too low??? You were actually able to watch BF on Naver's V app and it was free and also in HD. For idols' variety shows, the viewer base is majority made off fandom but BF got a lot of  popularity in China.

"Bandal Friends got 30,000,000 views in China"


In 1 month, they were able to get a total of 70M views.


3. BF is not hosted by public channels like SBS, KBS, MBC but by JTBC (cable channel). So there's no point comparing it to Radio Star or Infinity Challenge and the likes. In comparison, SMTM is also broadcast in cable channel. And it's a very famous TV show, their songs get charted and they are always mentioned in community sites. For a popular show like that, they are only able to hit 2% in viewers rating. So for a cable show to hit "low" in viewers rating is normal.

4.
 
(Top of TV shows that made the "hot topic")

BF was around top 9~14 in terms of "hot topic". BF is not a show where they cast famous gagmen or celebrities. Considering that it's a show made of idols for their fans, this is pretty impressive.



BF is currently filming their newest episode





post response:
[+205][-18]
original post: here


ㅎㅎ |2016.06.29 21:08 신고하기
I didn't know about the viewers rating but it's really fun ㄹㅇ
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ㅇㅇ |2016.06.29 21:05 신고하기
The Winners' antis were all being sarcastic in the comments sectionㅋㅋ.... This post should be trending so that people get their facts straight
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ㅇㅇ |2016.06.29 21:08 신고하기
I'm a fan of another group who enjoys watching BF, it's my second time watching a reality show and to be honest, no one cares about viewers rating... I never looked for their viewers rating so I don't know what their overall view rate is butㅋㅋ Inner Circles, don't mind the haters!
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ㅇㅇ |2016.06.30 00:10 신고하기
What's with the 30M hits in Chinaㅋㅋㅋ They are already at 70M hits and ep. 9 alone has 10M hits
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ㅇㅇ |2016.06.29 22:02 신고하기
BF is seriously funㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋEven though it's not watched a lot in our country, it's super funㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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Tuesday, June 28, 2016

[teens stories] EVERYONE, LET'S WRITE WHAT WE WANT TO SAY TO OUR CRUSHES

Crush-ah, even though you have a girlfriend, I can't give up on you so I'm sorry for liking you. I don't intend to go out with you so just talk to me, we can joke around too. But I really like you... I just like you so much. Because of you I lost weight to become prettier. I worked super hard to lose my fat so that you can see a good image of me when I'll confess. I know that it will probably never happen before graduation. But I like you, goodnight and goodbye.


[instiz] ULZZANG JUNG DAEUN'S RECENT LOOKS (2016)














post response: +18
original post: here

1. That's a girl...?

2. Daebak

3. Her Instagram's aura is nice

4. Hul so handsome

5. She could pass off as a guy

6. She became even more handsome... when she was young, she looked girlier.. now she's just straight up a hot guy.. but even so, her face is still more or less the same

7. Wow her aura is awesome

8. Oh somehow she looks like a different person in every picture?

9. She's taking male hormones, she seriously looks like a guy
 >>> for real????

10. Ah heart attack.. she kinda reminds me of Jung Jaewon (One), and their last name is also the same. I would believe it if they said that they were siblings

[naver] BANDAL FRIENDS

(T/N: as per usual, we suck at finding articles, so if you can find some with higher responses, post them in the comment section please~^^;)

[naver] 'BANDAL FRIENDS', WINNER SETS UP A BEAUTY SALON


post response: +44
original post: here

1. [+46/-0]
Turned out better than I thoughtㅋㅋㅋ

2. [ +44/-0]
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋSong Minho is seriously good, only with wigs thoughㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Lee Seunghoon is a ball of charms, everything he says is charmingㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋKang Seungyoon is cute, I like it so much when he laughs

3. [+38/-0]
Seriously Lee Seunghoon and Song Mino have skillful kands. The teacher's quality is too high ㅋㅋTaeyang teacher. The girlfriends' beauty shot and modelling was really funㅋㅋ Somehow, I indirectly feel their satisfactionㅋㅋ Jei's manicure was freaking cuteㅋ

4. [+32/-1]
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋToday was too fun

5. [+26/-0]
Seriously, I burst out laughing watching the episode todayㅋㅋ I thought that I was gonna die from laughing at the Spicy tuna brothers and chic madame Jei ㅋㅋㅋㅋ


[naver] 'BANDAL FRIENDS', WINNER X KIDS, THE SECRET TO AN OPTIMAL CHEMISTRY



post response: +56
original post: here

1. [+39/-0]
Seriously, I have fun watching them every Sunday ㅎㅎWinner blow up!!!!

2. [+34/-0]
Yesterday was really funㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I'm looking forward to next week!

3. [+28/-0]
Bandal friends is always fun to watch! Winner and the Bandal friends are super cute and their charms are overflowing <3

4. [+27/-1]
Each week is seriously fun, I'm already sad over the last episodeㅠㅠ

5. [+22/-0]
Seriously, I don't think that I will be able to hold back my tears for the last episode.. ㅠㅠ I grew so fond of the kids

Monday, June 27, 2016