Friday, July 1, 2016

[teens stories] AH I WAS GONNA TAKE THE ELEVATOR WITH MY CRUSH BUT ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

There's a guy I liked since grade 3 of middle school (I'm currently on my 2nd grade of high school). We live in the same apartment and katalk each other pretty often.

So today.... I finished my exams and was on my way home and I seriously felt that I was gonna fart so hard that my poop would come out ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ seriously, it felt that my fart was hitting my bottom to come outㅋㅋㅋㅋ I was twisting my legs in front of the elevator and was pressing the buttons and was saying "come quicker... come quicker..." and I heard the sound of the automatic doors opening (T/N: doors to her apartment).

And I said "hul, who is it, f*ck..." and it was my crushㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ  ah f*ckㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ  seriously I'll never forget about that instance for all my lifeㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

My crush was like "oh (my name)yah!"

And my heart was beating freaking fast, I began to sweat and I felt my intestines doing their work down there ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

I was trying so hard to hold my farts and the elevator finally arrived.

My crush entered the elevator first and I was standing in front of him and was like "hehe....."

So my crush pressed the opening button and said "you're not coming?"
Me: You go first..ㅎㅎ
Crush: why?
Me: (Just go omg...!) Ah I'm waiting for someone...ㅎㅎ
Crush: who?
Me: just...ㅎ (I was trying to think of something)
Crush: I'll wait with you

and then he got off the elevatorㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ normally, my heart would flutter but I was so cornered that I had to find a quick reason to send him off so I said "My boyfriend! So you go first, he's coming soon!"

My crush was so confused and said "oh.. oh... then I'll take the elevator..."

And then, I went in my apartment to fart and cried...

And when I went home, my crush sent me this

Crush: Who's your boyfriend?

What should I write backㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠplease help meㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

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ㅇㅇ |2016.07.02 00:41 신고하기
Telling him that you had your period and that it was leaking would be the most natural thing to say
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ㅇㅇ |2016.07.02 00:44 신고하기
Tell him that you had your period and that it was leaking so you didn't want him to be uncomfortable with the smell ...... wouldn't this be better than telling him you wanted to fart..?
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오잉 |2016.07.01 16:12 신고하기
Try to fake it and write something like that "Huh? Boyfriendㅋㅋ Guy friend!! Me? Boyfriend..ㅋㅋ" 
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호 |2016.07.02 00:56 신고하기
Just tell him the truth, say something like "I actually don't have a boyfriend and was embarrassed so..!"
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ㅇㅇ |2016.07.02 00:34 신고하기
"You"..... sorry 
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ㅇㅇ |2016.07.02 01:00 신고하기
"I wasn't feeling well and wanted to vomit"ㅇㅇ
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