So today.... I finished my exams and was on my way home and I seriously felt that I was gonna fart so hard that my poop would come out ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ seriously, it felt that my fart was hitting my bottom to come outㅋㅋㅋㅋ I was twisting my legs in front of the elevator and was pressing the buttons and was saying "come quicker... come quicker..." and I heard the sound of the automatic doors opening (T/N: doors to her apartment).
And I said "hul, who is it, f*ck..." and it was my crushㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ah f*ckㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ seriously I'll never forget about that instance for all my lifeㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
My crush was like "oh (my name)yah!"
And my heart was beating freaking fast, I began to sweat and I felt my intestines doing their work down there ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
I was trying so hard to hold my farts and the elevator finally arrived.
My crush entered the elevator first and I was standing in front of him and was like "hehe....."
So my crush pressed the opening button and said "you're not coming?"
Me: You go first..ㅎㅎ
Me: (Just go omg...!) Ah I'm waiting for someone...ㅎㅎ
Me: just...ㅎ (I was trying to think of something)
Crush: I'll wait with you
and then he got off the elevatorㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ normally, my heart would flutter but I was so cornered that I had to find a quick reason to send him off so I said "My boyfriend! So you go first, he's coming soon!"
My crush was so confused and said "oh.. oh... then I'll take the elevator..."
And then, I went in my apartment to fart and cried...
And when I went home, my crush sent me this
Crush: Who's your boyfriend?
What should I write backㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠplease help meㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
original post: here