Friday, December 20, 2019

[teen stories] WHAT'S THE WORST SLIP OF TONGUE YOU'VE EVER DONE?



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1. [+37, -1]
I used to think that a "Threesome" meant 1 girl having a crush on 2 guys at the same time, so I told my close female friend and 2 guy friends while hanging out "You guys can't have a threesome!!!!!!" I seriously wanted to kill myself

2. [+34, -1]
I was in front of guys and I said "Let's grab a taxi!" but my tongue got twisted and I said "Let's grab some sex!"... 

3. [+32, -3]
I was with my family at a BBQ restaurant and we were about to order some drinks, and I was asked to order that fizzy drink called Mirinda? That sweet one, but then I suddenly yelled "Miranda, a big one!"ㅠㅠㅜㅜㅡㅜ  I ate my meal and even ate the desert and never realized my mistake, but those part-timers were all looking at me like I was some ret*rdㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

4. [+25, -1]
I was ordering pizza over the phone, and I just forgot about the "combination pizza" in that instant so I kept going "co..? coong..? Cooooon..?" ㅠㅜㅜㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ  At the end I just went "That Coong..Right, Congchulation pizza"ㅠㅠㅜㅠㅜㅜ

5. [+21, -0]
I was in front of my crush and we were talking about the world's top 3 delicacies and I went "That goose liver!!! Viagra??"..... F*ck he just pretended he didn't know what it was but I still remember his expressions after so many years... I used...to love him..


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