is Infinite's Sunggyu
this was the funniest part of the fansign
fan (f): I had a nightmare last night, I dreamed of a ghost (T/N: it's a aegyo thing that some baby popularized on YT, there are lots of idols doing it now :) you guys can search "나 꿍꼬또 기싱꿍꼬또 " up if interested lol the fan was basically saying the sentence is a baby voice/accent)
Sunggyu (S): ah is that so...
f: oppa you have to cut down on some "jim"
S: what jim?
f: your coolness (meotjim)
S: hear/take this jim and go home
f: what jim?
S: disappear/get lost (sarajim)
S: ok, go home now, your mom is waiting
f: she's not waitingㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
S: I'm waiting
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ (T/N: for her to be done)
f: I'm living alone
S: so what
f: oppa, why are you only coming now? I was waiting!!
S: your name?
Q: so your girlfriend was a commoner?
Woohyun: yes, we met before our promotions
Hoya: for me, I didn't date a commoner, because my girlfriend was a princess (T/N: trying to be cheesy)
Sunggyu: so you're saying that we dated maids?
there was a Japanese fan in front of a Korean fan and the Korean fan wanted to joke about her
S: what's your name?
f: Gyu..San? nani...?
S: don't joke like that
f: hul the chocolate I made for oppa is all meltedㅠㅠ
S: it's ok, you can give it to the kids
f: you're cool!
S: I know
f: ㅋㅋㅋㅋwhat don't you know then?
S: I have a pretty decent knowledge... ask me
f: how many legs does an octopus have??
S:ㅋㅋㅋahㅋㅋ isn't that elementary-school level?
f: why? why don't you answerㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ so you don't know!
S: ah ok, I'm gonna start.
f: please use this headband
S: I'm a man so I hate wearing headbands the most! '^'
f: you're an idol though
S: right... I'm an idol (wearing the red ribbon headband)
S: I understand that fans can have some abnormal tendencies so they give me a lot of this and that to wear. I never went to other singers' fansigns so I don't know about it, but are they all like that (T/N: receiving accessories and stuff)?
f: they have it even worse
S: ah really? they wear flower crowns like those too? everyone here, when you go home, wear this flower crown too! fill your hands with rings, take a selca and upload it on the internet, you won't be able to fit in society!
T/N: part 3 is coming too but we'll translate it later to keep the diversity haha
original post: here